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Out of Your Mouth
It is, perhaps, the most pathetic attempt in a long line of pathetic attempts to distract from the president’s colossal failures and massive corruption. I’m talking about the right wing’s frenzied,...
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Just a Small Band of Rabble-rousers
Now that we’ve gone almost a full week without any bizarre allegations or devastating accusations erupting from the White House, we can turn our attention to other illuminating facts about life in...
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Oh, Yeah… That Thing…
With all the conniptions about Kavanaugh and the horrible injustices facing rich, white, straight men and the fact that the president is more or less a felonious tax cheat, there is another issue that...
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Exactly Backwards
As our illustrious leader has informed us, these are dangerous times for men… particularly white ones… particularly straight, rich, conservative ones… Yeah, that’s right. It’s an absolute horror show...
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Asleep at the Wheel?
As you know, the Democrats are poised to win 5,698 congressional seats (more or less) next month, and there is nothing on Earth that can stop the vengeful cleansing of the mighty Blue Wave. Well, there...
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Fait Accompli
One thing I admire about conservatives is their adherence to a narrow set of principles, as well as their political consistency. Ha, just warming things up with a little joke there, people. But...
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See a Little Light
According to certain individuals of a more conservative mindset, this week’s midterms were actually a big win for the Republican Party — so impressive, in fact, that it was“very close to a complete...
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Invaders
Good news — the most dangerous hostile force that America ever faced has now been defeated. That’s right. The infamous immigrant caravan — a bigger threat than the Nazis, the Communists, and Al Qaeda...
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The Wave
It took a while, but it has now become clear that the Democrats had a pretty good midterm election. They took the House, snagged a few governors’ mansions, and made enormous inroads into red states. In...
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The Fanatic Speaks! (Yet Again)
One of the great things about being a writer is meeting your fellow scribes. Of course, one of the bad things about being a writer is the unending quest to express your thoughts in an even...
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